That'll be great Kaz Can't wait to see the pics. They way to do it is, every time it poo's on the carpet, point to the poo and then hit a woodlouse with a lump hammer right in front of it.
I've got a pet woodlouse that is house trained, anyone want an armadillo with a few bumps on its head?
There was this farmer who crossed an Armadillo with a Pig......the meat was rubbish......but the crackling...!! a-a
