As it`s the Olympics

Right i ho!

I am from an Irish family so before I get any complaints it`s only myself I laugh at

But thios one is good...........



A lorry has just arrived in Beijing loaded with barbed wire and wooden posts. After some investigation it turned out to be the Irish fencing team.

 

good one.

 

Did yez hear about the Irish attempt on Everest?







got within 200 foot of the top and ran out of scaffolding

 

Thats a belter Mike.

I have another but it`s in bad taste so will just adopt one of those funny website things you mentioned last night.

 

Or the Irish gays?

Maurice FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMaurice

 

9 Irish seamen got drowned last week





trying to push start their Submarine

 

I didn`t get the first one until I said it out loud.

 

How to confuse an Irish builders labourer







put 2 shovels outside the shed and tell him to take his pick.

 

I do know one that I daren't post

 

That`s just fabulous

 

Haha, these are great :D

 

From another forum

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Is they anything that the Chinese don't excel in, I have racked my brains and can't think of anything, wait a minute how about cockle picking


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To be fair, the Chinese are excellent cockle pickers, they're just not very good at reading tide tables.

 

Pat was found dead on the ground outside the multi story block they were building, it seems his old fella told him he used to fly in Wellingtons during the war

 

bring on more irish ones, i'm half irish :D