Bah Humbug

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    Santa is Quitting

    T'was the night before Christmas,
    Old Santa was pissed
    He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works
    I've busted my ass for damn near a year
    Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear?

    The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
    The elves want more money - the reindeer all fight
    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
    Donner is pregnant and Blitzen has AIDS

    And just when I thought that things would get better
    Those assholes from the Revenue sent me a letter
    They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
    Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?

    And the kids these days - they all are the pits
    They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits
    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
    I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
    They want computers and robots...Am I IBM?

    Flying through the air...dodging the trees
    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
    I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
    There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
    I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
     
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