Bah Humbug!!

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    OK. Anyone want to chuck something in the slop bucket?
    1) today's Christmas cracker joke...
    What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?

    Thanks, I'll never part with it....:runforhills:









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      Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
      A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
       
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        Q)What 9 letter word is full of hundreds of letters?

        A) a letterbox

        I'm starting to feel queasy already....:eeew:

        Jenny
         
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          What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

          A Christmas Quacker :roflol:
           
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            What did Santa say to the smoker?

            Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf.
             
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              Santa: "What's the weather doing outside at the moment?"

              Mrs Santa (looking out of window): "Looks like reindeer."
               
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                What is the most popular wine at Christmas?



                Do we have to eat sprouts!
                 
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                  Methinks we need a new smiley for this thread....


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                    Q: Why did the submarine blush


                    A: He saw Queen Elizabeth's ( the ship ) bottom

                    da da !!!
                     
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                      Anymore websites where you can put your name in and it shows it in the video ?
                      Got the GKs next Friday , naked Santa pole dancing may not be PC..................
                       
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                        How does Santa like his pizza?



                        Deep pan, crisp and even
                         
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                          A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow
                          one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
                          "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
                          "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
                          "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
                          Well, as these things go, they were about to have a
                          major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
                          Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking
                          toward them.
                          "Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask
                          Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.
                          As the official approached, the man said "Tell us,
                          Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
                          "It's raining, of course" he replied, and walked on.
                          But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!",
                          to which the man quietly replied,
                          "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear."
                           
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                            a man went to the Doctor , he told the Doctor he has a mince pie stuck where the sun don't shine.

                            the Doctor told the man , I have some cream for that:roflol:
                             
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                              Was just on the dual carriageway, and Chris Rea came hammering past me. Wonder where he's going? :noidea: :chrissy grin:
                               
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