Barbies

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  1. Dorsetmike

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    A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

    Gymnasium Barbie: �£19.95

    Volleyball Barbie: �£19.95

    Shopping Barbie: �£19.95

    Surfer Barbie: �£19.95

    Disco Barbie: �£19.95

    And

    Divorced Barbie: �£299.95

    Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie �£299.95 when all the other Barbies are �£19.95?"

    Exasperated, the girl responds:

    "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

    Ken's Car

    Ken's House

    Ken's Boat

    Ken's furniture

    Ken's jewellery

    Ken's money

    Ken's computer, and

    Ken's best friend..........
     
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