Bingo!

A young man went back to his country of birth to visit his father.
"Hello Dad" he said.
"Hello son" said his father.
"How are you keeping?" his father inquired.
"Fine thanks dad" replid his son.
"Tell me, asked his dad, what is England like?"
"It is very nice" said his son.
"What religons are there in England?" Asked his father.
"Oh, his son replied, there is cathlolic, christian, muslim and bingo"
"Bingo?" Asked his father. "What is this bingo?"
"Well, said his son, all these people gather in a big hall of worship and a man in the pulpit calls out all these numbers" Then someone shouts 'bingo!' and everyone else whispers 'Jeeesus Christ!'

 

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