Birth control

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  1. Dorsetmike

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    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
    enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
    strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him
    that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor
    told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the
    problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
    get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
    his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be
    the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in
    a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
    can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
    counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Manchester, parts of Southampton and
    anywhere in Scotland.


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