Blondes v Brunettes

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Blackpool.
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team
rode on the top deck.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the
Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front
of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's
going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and
whispered.......
"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER

 

A man comes across a genies bottle on the beach and rubs it. A genie appears to grant the man 3 wishes. First the man asks for a million dollars. The genie grants his wish. The the man says that he has always wanted to be as smart as a rocket scientist and the genie grants his wish.

The man thinks long and hard about his third wish and then say," I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly and I am afraid of sailing. Could you build a bridge from here to Hawaii?"

The genie looks at the man, " Are you crazy? Do you know how much material and time that will take?"

The man thinks again and says, " Then my last wish is to understand how women think."

"Would you like that bridge two lane or four?", Genie Says.

 

Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

 

Keep 'em coming DM. cheers me up no end :D :D

 

Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!