Cats and Dogs

I read this On Another Forum and Think its Hilarious but True :hehe:

Dear Cats and Dogs, The dishes with the Paw Prints are yours and contain your Food.
The Other dishes are mine and contain My Food, Placing a Paw Print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, Nor do i find that Aesthetically pleasing in the slightest..

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack, racing me to the bottom is not the object, Tripping me doesent help because i fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy nothing bigger than a King Sized bed, I am very sorry about this, Do not think i will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. However... Dogs and cats can actually curl into a ball when they sleep, It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible, I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but Sarcasm...

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! if, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary, to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must Exit from the same door i entered, Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - Canine/Feline attendance is not required...

The proper order for kissing is : Kiss me first, Then go and sniff the other Dog/cats butts..I cannot stress this enough..:D

Remember, Cats and Dogs are better than people because they ..

(1) Eat Less..
(2) Dont ask for money all the Time..
(3) Are easier to Train..
(4) Normally come when called..
(5) Never ask to drive the car..
(6) Dont smoke or drink..
(7) Dont want to wear your clothes..
(8) Dont have to buy the latest fashions..
(9) Dont need a zillion dollars for College, and..
(10) If they get pregnant, you can sell there children..

 

I saw this a long time ago Cutie and it is SO SO true ... I know with three cats and I don't have the luxury of a king-sized bed ...

I just love the proper order of kissing ..... s00k.... if one only knew that was true .... :ntwrth:

Thanks for sharing .... it gave me a laugh again ... k-l

 

Just loved it, Dee. :gnthb:

I hope you don't mind me copying it, since you copied it, too. :hehe:

 

Then you're sure to like this, folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGY4Cyy_beo

 

Loved it! :gnthb: :gnthb:

 

:hehe:So true, cheers Dee

 

e7, these are so funny. They've been on tv lately, news or something. The reason it makes people smile is, again, cos it's true

cheers