Celebrating Childhood Innocence....

Here are some sweet/amusing childhood sayings - please feel free to add to them and share your similar experiences too.
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Misquoted nursery rhymes
"Little Miss Muppet,
sat on her tuffet,
eating her curtain away..."

"Mary mary, quiet and hairy..."

Misquoted Lord's Prayer:
Our father watch out in heaven......Harold be they name

General Remarks
"When baby won't stop crying, mummy puts a plug in his mouth."
"Vicars don't laugh much because Jesus didn't tell many jokes."
"Why don't they give the footballers a ball each, then they wouldn't have to fight over it"
"Mum, if that stuff on your face is to make you more beautiful, when does it start to work?"
"Sometimes I help mummy work - I stay out of her way."
"When mummy wears a dress, she looks like a real person."

Eulogy for a hamster
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
for richer for poorer
may the force be with you
because you're worth it
Amen and out.

 

On the subject of love....
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." -- Brad, age 8
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8