Colonoscopy

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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Jack McHammocklashing Sludgemariner

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    My third since Crimbo
    Is it normal for the operator to have both hands on your shoulders ?
     
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        Depends on what, precisely, he is looking for ;) :whistle:
         
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        48 hours of Hell
        I had two pieces of toast for breakfast and a small sausage roll for lunch Thursday
        starved until Friday, when I started the cleaning process, a foul gloop that after every slurp evacuated a half pint out, after the full litre of gloop the remaining 12 hours was spent on the loo
        every fifteen minutes, when at 23:00 is slowed down I went to bed with an alarm at 06:00 Saturday to start the second litre of gloop and its response,
        By 14:00 I managed to enter the ward, given modesty knickers, an open backed gown, an opened backed gown on back to front and a plastic sack with my clothes in
        Then they took me into a side room, I signed authority papers to photograph, remove and operate whatever they needed, A cannula put in my arm, and laid on a trolley,
        Pushed me into the room, and ten seconds later pushed me out of the other door, a recovery room, They did nothing other than to tell me it was cancelled and would I do the same for Wednesday, Not bloody likely
        I was then in a locked ward for an hour until I had eaten two slices of toast and drank a cup of tea, then I had to contact someone to pick me up as they would not let me go without someone with me
        They said my blood was too thin and I could have bled to death, I advised them with proof that my blood had never been above inr 2 in two years, but they would not accept that, I am NOT going back
         
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          your brave. have not had one yet.
           
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          Good morning @Jack McHammocklashing what an awful experience my friend,I agree with you 100% and have taken the same deiscion as you;):blue thumb:
           
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            Sorry to hear this Jack
            :yikes: Why did they wait untill then :scratch: you can see why there are so many problems in this world no one tell you anything till the last minute, :wallbanging:
             
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