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  1. BB3

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    a garden centre is so well-run, they don't have a dead trolley :mad:
     
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      It's where they sell off half-dead plants or plants that have finished flowering.
       
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      I didn't think such a place existed!
       
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      Unfortunately, they do. Compare Waterstones to a WH Smith's with smelly carpets and hazard tape.
       
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        My local garden centre in Carmarthen appears well run, but even they have Dutch trolleys where they sell off things that have finished flowering season eg daffs in spring. I suppose it's not worth keeping them as they don't have space.
         
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        I find it is supermarkets and convenience stores that often have trolleys full of dead or dying plants.
         
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          But they're beyond saving and there's never a reduction.
          I don't know why they don't just put their plants directly off the delivery truck onto the compost heap.
           
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          Our dear Wilko used to be a treasure land.... they swiftly reduced anything slightly droopy but perfectly salvageable to prices like 1p.

          The dead trolley (love the word) is the first thing I check when visiting a garden centre :biggrin: .

          OK, the second, after checking if their cafe serves white wine in dainty bottles. :redface:
           
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            So why so fussy about dainty bottles??? :scratch:
             
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              With due respect @shiney , clearly you are not a lady and therefore would not understand the intricate nuances of our world :heehee:
               
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                i think the dirt and hazard tape in a smiths makes it more homely.
                 
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                  I thought a dead trolley was one with at least one seized wheel and one that just goes it's own way.
                   
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                    No, that's a toddler trolley - refusing to move (generally whilst screeching loudly as though being murdered) or running off at whim.
                     
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                      Or to put it another way, @shiney, it's soooooo much less of a giveaway than leaving a full size empty on the table. Dainties fit in pockets and handbags ;)
                       
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