duck joke

A Duck walks into a bar and says "Excuse me barman, can I have a
beer and a sandwich please?"

The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my
beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly", says the barman, "sorry about that, it's just we don't
get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".

"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the
duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to
town. The Ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the barman

says to him "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck
that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer
and everything!".

"Sounds marvellous", says the ringmaster, "get him to give me a
call".

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
really good money!"

"Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus", says the barman.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

"That's right", replies the barman.

"The circus?" the duck asks again.

"Yes" says the barman.

"That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires.

"Yeah" the barman replies.

"With all the animals?" the duck questioned.

"Of Course" the barman replies.

"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?", asks the
duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck looks thoroughly confused.

"I just don't understand", he says.

"What don't you understand?", says the barman.

The duck shakes his head, mystified.

"Why the hell would they want a plasterer?"

 

Ouch. LOVE it.

John

 

Very amusing oldwinegum :D :D :D Jazz it certainly made me laugh

 

Nice one :D :D

If you see that duck can you send him over - we need a plasterer desperately - cheers

 

I don't know where you get them all from. Very good. I always look forward to the jokes.

 

Yeah, a cracker. I know a couple like that but unfortunately, they rely on fowl language.

 

liked this one, very good and amusing

 

And one you could even tell to little kids. I don't mind the occasional rude joke, but it is nice sometimes to hear ones you could share with anyone....why even my mother would find this one funny.