Embarrassing Moments ?.

At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments.
I remembered one embarrassing incident.
It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a stag night.
We visited several Pubs and Clubs,(names I will Not mention).
We all had quite a few drams,(to say the least).

As I live between Glasgow And Edinburgh I decided, (I think ) to get the train back home.
I remember vaguely getting on the train which was busy but i managed to get a wee corner seat.It was Nice and warm,so I rested my eyes.

I awoke with a startle,the train was stopped and Empty and someone was banging on the coach window ,and with a strong Glasgow Accent he shouted,
"Wur Tha Hell Ur You Gone Jimmie"???..
I was in Glasgow,in a side Platform,late at night, 20 miles from home.

I managed home rather late ,with one mother of a hangover,which the wife said
I deserved.

To This Day I Wonder,' How Did That Gentleman Know My Name'.