Failed Germination

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      :loll::loll::loll:That's $34.72 a "go":WINK1: to make love to an ex beauty queen. Must be the best job in the world !! :D
       
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        I somehow think that the $2,500 is the minor issue here...:thud:
         
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          Poor "Climax".

          I was hoping to read he'd had a vasectomy.

          You got to admire the guy for effort!
           
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          I was expecting that too:D
           
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          I was going to say it was a bit of an anti clamax, but shan`t bother.:cool::D
           
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          $2,500? I think he got greedy, I'd have done it for nothing. :D

          Also, this gets my award for the most unconvincing quote of the year: "I don't like this any more than you, I'm simply doing it for the money."

          Yeah......right!
           
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            Well, it was a dirty job, but....
             
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              Some people would pay to have a job like that:dbgrtmb:
               
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                Which he spent on condoms.:WINK1::thumbsup:
                 
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                Well if you know the address,
                I will put on my flying helmet and goggles and give it a good go for her

                Jack McHammocklashing (Snow on the roof but a fire in the cellar)
                 
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                  Benny, you`ve come back to us.:love30::love30::yess:
                   
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                    ...........and I wouldn't mind betting a good number of you here on GC would have volunteered free of charge! :D
                     
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                      FREE
                      I will pay my airfare AND chuck a couple of bob in the Kitty :-)

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                        Naah, she`d have to say please.:cool::D
                         
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