For Sale Or Possible Swap

For Sale

One Man
34yrs old
Average build, beer belly is in working progress,

Can look tidy after nagging,

He says he "enjoys" cooking but in 11yrs I could count on one hand these ventures,

Infatuated with football manager game on PC,

Man U supporter,

Listens to (very) heavy metal through headphones whilst your watching tv so all you can hear is shh ssshh shhsh (you know what I mean!)

Says he does not mind you buying a particular item then spends the next three weeks mentioning at every opertunity how much money YOU spent!,

Has perfected the art of looking bored & miserable whenever you go somewhere you want to go & then asks you why you aren't taking an interest when you are somewhere he wants to go!

Has great plans for the garden & is always starting them next weekend,

Would swap for a nice dog

Helen

 

Know what you mean Helen - sounds all too familiar!

 

Sometimes I can see distinct advantages in being single!!!

 

I might even accept a bar of Dairy Milk but it would have to be a large one!!!
Helen

 

WOOF WOOF

 

who has been bitten then ? lol

 

:D Helen just think what you would miss after the chocolate bar was gone :D Why not have both, dog and man - the two should balance out perfectly. :D

 

:rolleyes: MF - such wit so early in the day! :rolleyes:

[ 10. August 2005, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

Mmm, think I've got an older version of one of those (with slight variations - but the result is the same), trouble is so many of them were made, you won't get much for him (believe my I've tried :rolleyes: )Advantage is that the garden is all mine! (heh, heh, heh) - well apart from the bits for kids. Cultvate (sorry!) some likeminded friends & take pleasure in your own little Eden outside. - & don't put him in the compost heap - he'll just spoil it.....

 

Was thinking of hiring him out as a scarecrow any takers for next season?
Helen

 

Helen

I think you have a clone of mine or l have one of yours

 

Good idea Nathan, we seem outnumbered :(

 

Well......your menfolk will mix with the weaker sex ! what do you expect ?

Ladybird