Free Pond Free Koi Free Filter and Free Pump!!! For Me

My Neighbour Came to talk to me Today and Said Chap I See Ya Love Messing in Ya Garden Come and Have a Look at This!

A Pond Full of KOI I See yav gota Little Pick up there Our Mon if Yo Fill that Pool in For Me and Get it Level Yo Con Have the LOT!!!

All I Want to do is make a Nice Rockery and if You Fill it in with bricks Rubble wot ever you can find you can have the whole set up I Will get a Gardener to Put a Rockery on there for Me

Hang on mate Show me where to get the rocks from and I Will Put them on there For Ya No Problem!!!

Ile Pay Ya Chap!!! You Am Paying Me Mate by Giveing me that Lot NO NO

You Aint Doing it For Nothing Mate! I A Doing it For Nothing Theres Well Over a Grands Worth of Stuff There thats My Payment NO NO

I Have been Quoted £400 to get it took out I Offerd them the Stuff For free and they Did Not Want it!!! Then Ive got to Get it Sorted After that Plus Get Rid of everthing my Self So if you take it out for Me You Am Saveing Me £400 to Start With Then Ile Pay Ya to Fetch the stuff

Mate I Cor Do it!!! I Either Sort it out and have the Fish pump and Filter as payment or Sorry I Dont want the stuff

Well Chap if Yo Am Sure Mate Listen I Will Even pay 2 Blokes to Help Me Get it out Hows that Grab Ya Job On My Lucky Day!!! God Bless Him

 

How wonderful! Right place, right time: again, FM

And with all the work involved, you will have really *earned* it.

 

Fantastic Nick

 

My Bro and His Son am going to Help Me un like My Nephews When My Bro Says he will be there He Will be there

So am Going to Build My Bro a BBQ Cus He Loves Em

I Havent told Him Yet Just going to Do it When Hes at Work

 

A pond

 

Excellent.

 

Wow you landed lucky there FM.
Good luck

 

Another little gem for your garden Folly Mon. Look forward to seeing your Koi. Fish are so relaxing to watch when you've got a nice cuppa on the go....
don't work too hard all at once,
Jenny

 

God has serntanly shon down on me of late looking forward to working in my own garden Tomorrow few bricks to dress some ground to prep cut the lawns only a few hours kip in the morning at work till 6am bed 7 till 11am then crak on they say its got to be a lovely Day

 

Nick, you've done it again, lucky man! Do you know how much Koi carp are worth, anything up to £500 each! When you've got them keep an eye out for herons or they'll clear your pond!