Frugal Scots

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to
the chemist.
The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square, which he also unfolds
to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.
How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.
Six pence," says the pharmacist.
How much for a new one?"
Ten pence."
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana,
places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the pharmacy, kilt
swinging.
A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even
greater shout. The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks to
the pharmacist.
The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says.
We'll have a new one."

 

:D :D :D

 

Your standards are holding up. I am drinking on these so keep them coming. :D