Funnist joke I've heard in a long time.

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee first then we can visit for a while."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES? Why do we have to wait until he cries?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?"

 

Thats a bit near the mark for me as when I had my first daughter (whos now 26 with five children of her own )was only about a week old I took her out to the local shops in her big old fashioned coach built pram that because it was so large wouldn't fit through the shop doorways so I had to leave it outside as I shopped, anyway as I came out of the last shop I could see a bus coming so ran to the bus stop just in time to jump on as I sat down thinking how lucky I was to have caught it when EEEKKK I remembered my baby I ran down the road so fast I thought I was going to have a heart attack, I pushed her home crying the whole way like a big baby myself I was only EIGHTEEN !!!! my children now say that when I am old and senile like next year some time they are going to put me in a home before I finally lose the plot.

 

Three men walking back to their village one afternoon saw a ewe grazing in a ditch with her backside stuck up in the air.

"I wish that was Claudia Schiffer," said one with an evil glint in his eye.

"I wish it was Linda Lusardi" sighed another.

"I just wish it was dark," said the third.

 

Great story, Garden Sponge!!!