golf and blonde

A guy gets on the bus with a pocket full of Golf Balls, he sits next to a Blonde Girl who starts to give him funny looks. Don't worry he says it's Golf Balls. Ohoooooo says the blonde


"Does it hurt like Tennis Elbow"

 

Groan!!!!!!!

 

Double groan !!!!

 

:D :D :D

 

Well, I liked it :D

 

Come on guys, you have to give me time to get back on form after the hols.

 

How about two golfers teeing of at the third when a hearse goes by. One of the golfers stands silently in respect. The other golfer says "That's very respectful of you, I'm impressed".

"Well despite her faults she was a good wife" replied the other golfer.

 

Guy goes out early one morning for a round of golf with his mate. Gets home again at 4pm. His wife gives him hell until he manages to get a word in and explains that his friend dropped dead on the thrid tee. His wife, mellowing, assumes that he's been explaining things to the widow. Until he says "takes a long time when you have to drag the body, hit the ball, drag the body, go back for the clubs, hit the ball ........."

 

:D But should have been a separate thread. Nearly missed it!!

 

It's all golf ennit?