Good morning, Citzens of Earth. Artiecat speaking!

Oh haii!

My name is Artemis, although often refered to as Oi, Geddoff, Artiecat and Tartiecat.

I are Queen of Whileydom, and i has out going messages for hoomans.

Obey me! That is all.

See this cat, and bow. It is I.


My drinkie bay. Am often called Geddoff here, something to do with a chap called High Jean, not sure if i should be worried about this. Title suggests Royalty, but I'm Queen. S'my drinkie bay.





Dis my sceptor. Whiley sayz its a lolly, and takes it from me! So i say 'pfft, i thinkz not. You're the lolly here Missus!'
Stupid hoomans.

Everything heer iz mine.




Mizter Daniels mine.
Chair mine.
Chair deffnitly mine.

 

This Shelby. Shes old. I'm young! WIN!



Shelby iz inferior. Doezn't know how to push open door. Waits for hoomans. Stupid hoomans. Stupid Shelby!



I beautifulz.


I bringing sexy back. Should haff own myspace page.


I sleep now, goway. Kay, thnx, bai.


Ending tranzmishun.

 

Arty,

Wanna go forsh a drinky shumtime?

Lovsh Boobtube

 

Oh haii Boobtube!

Yesh drinkie wud be good! Has you yur kittyguards?

Royalty at dangurs you noes.

 

Ab fab. :D


cheers

 

lovely pics whiley

 

Articat is gorgeous and so is shelby. Lovely pics and captions wiley, I could'nt help but smile at them. Some of the things that cats get up to you cant help but smile can you.

 

They are both gorgeous, Whiley.

Artemis, Shelby is not stupid because she can't (won't) open a door - she is waiting for her servant to do so!

How old are you both and do you get along together?

Hope we'll get to see lots more pics of you two lovelies.

 

Thanx to you, fellow hoomans!

Shelby has no servants, Whiley ma hooman. Darren too. She borrowz ma hoomans for doors.

Maybe not awl stoopidz, but nut brainz AND prettyface like meh!

I are a whole hooman year and 4 monthz! Shelby old lady and 12 yearz. We okayz, i chase her for fun! WIN! Shelby boring. Only sleep all dayz. Not play with me.

Grumpy kitteh.

Upon request! Fans can see more me photos of meh prettyface soon.

Ending transmishun.

 

Brilliant Whiley. Have you ever looked at 'I can haz cheezeburger?'? It's an hilarious site.

 

Its entirely possible that it is my homepage. >.>