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  1. capney

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    Good news is my Octavia passed its MOT.
    Im a happy SKODA owner

    Now I have opened myself up for all the SKODA jokes.
    Bring em on....................
     
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    Hi Chuck,

    Can`t think of a better county for it to be in.
     
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    3 out 5 for that one lollipop
     
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    :D:D Awww capney... Sorry..!;)

    :rolleyes::D A guy goes into his local garage and asks "Do you have a windscreen wiper for my Skoda???"
    "Sounds like a fair swap" replied the man in the garage...:D:D
     
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    What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?


    A dodgem!
     
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    Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?

    To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !
     
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    Thats a five out of five MF........

    But let me tell you all something.
    It is now 5 years old.
    Has never ever given me a problem.
    Its 1.9TDI engine has returned 85 MPG, Yes thats 85 miles per gallon!
    Must admit it was only one particular economy drive, and I was really trying.
    Previous best was 74 MPG.
    I bet theres not one of you can beat that...
    Robert
     
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    2 out of 5
     
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    3 out of 5
     
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    How do you double the value of a Skoda? Half fill the tank :)
     
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    -What do you call a Skoda with a seatbelt?
    A Rucksack!
     
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    -What information is contained in the Skoda owner's manual?
    The Bus Timetable!
     
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    3 out of 5 Nut.
     
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    For me. thats a 5 out of 5.. LOL
     
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    I need a drink, be right back
     
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