Government Emergency Mobile Alert

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  1. shiney

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    The government shall be testing the system next Sunday so your mobile will yell at you when they do it.

    It can be used for nuclear war, wildfires, floods, tornados, volcanic eruptions, pandemics, alien invasions, terrorist attacks etc.

    If you weren't worried before, you should be now! :wallbanging:

    I don't know how we've managed in the past. :dunno: Should I be practicing running round in circles screaming? :scratch:

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      I haven't got a mobile phone so I'll probably get blown up !
       
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        ... or abducted by aliens.
         
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          I hope it doesn't go off when someone's in the middle of doing something sensitive, it could cause accidents.
          Stupid idea !
           
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            It is being widely publicised and will be even more so nearer the event. If you don't want it, switch Emergency Events off on your phone (it is in Notifications), or just turn your phone off.
             
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            Don't panic, don't panic Capt. Mainwaring.
             
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              Yeah could fall off the toilet.
               
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                What a waste of tax payers money, my moblie is old so can't turn off notifications it's not smart :biggrin: The end of the world!!!!!!!!
                 
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                  But seriously, when a 'real' allert comes, and it could come at any time, with no warning for people to turn their phones off, what if someone is mending a roof, or driving around a nasty corner, or using a sharp implement, it could be very dangerous.
                   
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                    We've had the emergency alert system for several years. It is mostly used for amber alerts - child missing. It puts an entire area on the watch for snatched children and has really helped locate some of them.
                     
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                      Imagine the alert for an inbound nuke.

                      'A nuke is heading your way, you now have approximately 4 minutes to get your whole family in the car, with bottles of fresh water and non perishable foods, and drive at least 50 miles to a cave in the hills'.

                      It takes my missus at least an hour to get ready to go out.
                       
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                        I'd just get under the nearest table, or sit in the cupboard under the stairs. :biggrin:
                         
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                          If it's that old you won't get the alarm. Your goose is cooked! :yikes:
                           
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                            Can't see our government doing it for that. All they're doing it for is the publicity.

                            They certainly haven't been giving it enough publicity on the news etc. so there's a worry that abused women that have a second, secret, phone will have it exposed.

                            How many of you on here knew about it happening next Sunday and that the alarm can be turned off? Putting it on silent won't work.
                             
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                            What? Again???? :yikes:
                             
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