I`m having a bad time..

Thick necks on onions,(don`t store well)
Bolting of red onions,(don`t get any bigger)
Tassels(male flowers) forming on sweetcorn that`s not yet 2ft high.
The peas are kealing over.
The other day,I had the bright idea of using up some of the gallons of rainwater collected in huge drums on toms and cucumbers in the greenhouse.Now they just don`t look well.
"mmm, summat int` watta lass"???

Away from the garden...
Burried a friend yesterday
Friday have to bury a member of the family
Little Milly`s in heat so D for dog is demented and driving us all around the bend with his whining
Got the dates mixed up and overlapped to go and have a chat with the reverend tonight about the big day and a visit to the cash and carry for the toast booze...
Still havn`t got the rails up for my spanking new curtains(by the time i get around to that the rooms will need painting again)
Mr.fiz has just been home ranting about the dog barking that`s chained up where he`s working
Young fiz has just come in from school complaining-he wants colliflower cheese for tea when i`ve already got steak and onions in the oven..... : :(

 

Yes, your right.Thankyou and God bless you wiseoldowl.