Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing. Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder." The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off. Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde? We need the height and she gives us the length."
