Job Interview At Ikea

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  1. shiney

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      Theyr'e in Chinese!!!! :loll:
       
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        Shouldn't that be: 'Please have a Jämbömsflöby'.
         
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          Looks to me like there's 1 screw missing and a washer :D
           
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          That reminds me of the old joke about a newspaper report that said:-

          A man escaped from a lunatic asylum, ran into a laundry and raped the women and then ran away.

          The headline said - Nut Screws Washers and Bolts!
           
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            They nailed him in the end though Shiney.:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:

             
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            Also.....

            I've just been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure.
            He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes.

            IKEA are to run their own schools, the curriculum will be normal but the day will start with self-assembly.

            :D
             
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