Joke - I'm here to help!

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  1. accidentalgardener

    accidentalgardener Gardener

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    Money! Can buy you a house but not a home,
    a bed but not sleep,
    a clock but not time,
    a book but not knowledge,
    position but not respect,
    medicine but not health,
    blood but not life,
    so you see money's not everything and often causes pain and suffering,
    I tell you this as a friend - and as a friend I want to take away all your suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

    Cash only please :D :D [​IMG]
     
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    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Sorry, we don't have floorboards so our money is in the bank but we've put the cheque in the post. :D You had better wait in for the postman. [​IMG]
     
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    There's an armoured truck on it's way - shame you can't spend Euros there.............. :D :D
     
  5. accidentalgardener

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    Well guys and girl's

    The offer is there if you are ever in need :D

    Truck arrived KryssyStill waiting for post shiney
     
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    let's put it this way: best things in life are free, but there is a lot that can be bought and make one happy...
     
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    The post has been returned. They say that they couldn't get past the crowds [​IMG]

    I'll see whether woo can get one of his family to deliver it by airmail :D
     
  8. accidentalgardener

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    Shiney, delivered via Goose mail this morning :D
     
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