Judge's words of wisdom

Seen in one of mational dailies recently:

Whilst a married couple were baby sitting their grandchild and having consumed �£80 worth of vodka cocktails, had an arguement during which the husband slapped his wife in the face. In retaliation she stabbed him in the shoulder with a breadknife.

At the summing up the judge stated that this was "A classic case of the inappropriate use of a knife"!!!

Well, slap me!!!

 

A good one, MMD. I don't see how they had time to argue ... having consumed such a volume of alcohol you think they'd either be in the loo or passed out!