Jury service

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  1. Dorsetmike

    Dorsetmike Gardener

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    Is this an urban myth?

    In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to
    get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of.

    A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
    guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defence's closing statement the
    lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a
    trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,"
    the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
    presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked
    toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on
    eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

    Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But
    you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you
    have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and
    I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

    The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the
    jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

    "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of
    you stare at the door."

    The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look, but your client didn't."
     
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