Just a thought at Christmas

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by dalbuie, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. dalbuie

    dalbuie Gardener

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    Happy Christmas!





    REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
    and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
    reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
    November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
    till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
    EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

    You should've known...
    ONLY A woman would be able to drag a fat-ass man
    in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!
    :D
     
  2. wiseowl

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    ONLY A WOMAN Dal at the last count there was 8 Woman,DASHER ,DANCER,PRANCER,VIXEN,COMET,CUPID,
    DONDER and BLITZEN what a MAN :D [​IMG]
     
  3. Whiley

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    Makes you wonder if Santa actually had any involvement with the toy making, or was he watching a game or playing world of warcraft for the majority?
     
  4. cajary

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    Woo. What happened to Rudolph? :D
     
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    Rudolph wasn't one of the original reindeer. He's a modern addition.
     
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    If you look at my pic in Gogs 'Crimbo greetings'
    thread you will see that Rudolph is the only one left!! :D
     
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