Just found out that I have got A.A.A.D.D.

Recently, I was diagnosed with :
A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the table that I collected from the letter box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I
wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that it is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
rubbish first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post-box when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye they need water. I put the Coke on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better putthem back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the
glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote control, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the living room where it belongs, but first I'll water
the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote control back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
- the car isn't washed
- the bills aren't paid
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the worktop
- the flowers don't have enough water
- there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book
- I can't find the remote control
- I can't find my glasses
- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

 

:D rofl I always wondered what happened to my days, now I know :D

 

Errrrrr remind me, what is a day ............. zzzzz

Cheers mmmmmm wotsisname

 

Must be catching over the 'net. I think you got it from me. Now, I think I've got to go to work :D

 

im just glad im only 21!!! :D

 

Some of my days are just like that - only I dont get even more done! :rolleyes:

Excellent

 

Ooh sounds like i have the same problem ooh what am i supposed to be doing at the moment cant remember but im sure it had something to do with me being on here. never mind will try and let you know if i ever rememeber :rolleyes: :eek: :D

 

My days are exactly like that....... what on earth is it going to be like when I reach OAP age? Help!!! :eek: :D

 

:D :D

 

know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D