Kids Can Be Funny.

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  1. music

    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    The wife and I look after our youngest Granddaughter aged 2-3 years, while her mother is out working.
    My Granddaughter is always writing,drawing,asking questions,how do I spell, add up etc and playing at schools with her imaginary friends. she has bits of paper and sticky tab papers all over her classroom,( our bedroom).:blue thumb:.
    The other day she came into the living room with an envelope with a card inside and said in her child voice:" Gan, PaPa, this is for youze, youze are so kind this is a thank youze card".:hapydancsmil:

    She handed the envelope to my wife and we thanked her very much and she returned to her classroom,pleased with herself.:hapfeet:.

    It was a Pink envelope and on it she had scribbled in large print the word::::::



    CoW !




    I wet myself laughing.:snork:.
     
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    • Beckie76

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      Brilliant @music. :dbgrtmb:

      I love having my niece over, she's five (going on 35:heehee:) there's a photo in our dining room of hubby & I on our wedding day, one day my niece said 'Auntie Beckie is that when you were a princess? You aren't a princess anymore because you don't wear that dress!' We fell about laughing, kids are so funny
       
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        My granddaughter was being taught to stop using her potty and start using the proper toilet. This of course resulted in lots of exaggerated praise when she did it correct. I made the unfortunate error of going to spend a penny and not fully closing the door. The next thing I knew was her voice behind me saying, "well done granddad".
         
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          My son drives a Volvo and my granddaughter decided to announce this, very loudly, in a not so private and noisy setting, "My daddy has a vulva!" - Silence followed. then :heehee: We're working on our pronunciation...:doh:
           
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            Remember trying to teach a toddler to blow their nose?
             
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            When My younger sister was a toddler she would say If people were coming up to our house she would scream

            "There are humans outside!"

            and If she didn't like what someone was saying to her she would say:

            "You're a human liar!"
             
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