Kittens for sale

This rather simple and retarded man was in front of Kings Cross station holding a basket with two beautiful kittens in it when another man recognized him and out of curiosity asked him what he was doing there.

He replied "_ I need to buy a new wheelbarrow, a hedge trimmer, a new car, a chainsaw and even have some spare cash once I've sold these kittens_"

The other man just laughed and said " _ you must be mad, you will not get enough cash for just the wheelbarrow for those kittens_"

" _You are the one that know's nothing_ " the simple man replied ", "- My sister came here, sold her pussy, now she owns a Ferrari and a block of flats-"