Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ARMANDII, Jan 1, 2018.
Hey! @ARMANDII Where did you get that picture of me!!!
Spotted this wonderful piece of equipment in Morrisons the other day. A box that hold just one sandwich and stops it falling apart, had my doubts about the shape when I bought it. Yep, you guessed it, dont matter what way you turn it the bloody thing is too narrow for the average slice of bread.
I bought my second one of these 5 ltr containers, last one I bought was back last summer, different beer. Thought it was just a one off, froth but not much beer. I'm getting the same from this one, also it sprays me and the floor when I try to get some out of it. Its been standing for more than 24 hrs, so not shook up. Wont be buying this kind of container again.
Last week the Council didn't empty our green waste bins. So I phoned them and got a recorded message saying they were not open again until the 2nd January. So I sent an email complaining. I said that I realised the bins were heavy but all their men needed to do was move them the 4ft from our boundary to the tailgate lift on the lorry. I also said that my little old lady wife had managed to wheel them 100ft to the boundary so hefty bin operatives should be able to do it with no trouble. On the 2nd, the day before the next collection, I phoned their office and repeated what I had written in my email and said that I expected the bins to be emptied. I also said that one of the neighbours hadn't had their bin emptied either. The woman apologised and said she would look to see whether there had been a report made. She came back to me saying that there was a report and it wasn't because the bins were too heavy. It was because the contents of the bin had frozen solid and wouldn't come out of the bin . Whoops!!!
Relieved Mrs S let you get away with that comment So Mr Shiney sent another report ... Just can't get the staff these days
Good job there was fog around as some drivers won't see any hazzards because they're driving to fast Slow down please next time i won't put please
Had some rude words shouted at me Why didn't you stop that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ horse Well, i wasn't going to stand in the road and try and stop a horse which has bolted, got fly up it's bum and going like bleeding bat out of hell with out a rider
You should have told them that you didn't have your gun with you!
Your spelling may sometimes be creative, but you certainly know how many letters there are in a rude word!
Only because there used alot around here!!!!!
The theory is if you lie down in front of a horse it will not step on you . Try this next time , let us know if it works
You mean it is written a lot around there? That is a lot of graffiti
Emily Davison already tried that
Oh, someone's been watching John Wayne movies such as El Dorado with James Caan
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