letter from grandma,

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  1. rob158

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    Got a letter from Grandma the other day.:D
    She writes...
    The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore
    and saw a "Honk If You Love jesus " bumper sticker.
    I was feeling particularly sassy that day
    because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
    followed by a thunderous prayer meeting;
    so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

    Boy, I'm glad I did!
    What an uplifting experience that followed!

    I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection
    just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...



    and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
    It is a good thing someone else loves jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

    I found that LOTS of people love jesus Why, while I was sitting there,



    the guy behind me started honking like crazy,
    and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
    "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! jesus jesus GO!"

    What an exuberant cheerleader he was for jesus Everyone started honking!
    I just leaned out of my window
    and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!



    There must have been a man from Florida back there
    because I heard him yelling something about a
    "sunny beach"...
    I saw another guy waving in a funny way
    with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
    When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat
    what that meant, he said that it was probably
    a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
    Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii;
    so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
    My grandson burst out laughing...
    why even he was enjoying this religious experience!



    A couple of the people were so caught up
    in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars
    and started walking towards me.
    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
    but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
    So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning,
    and drove on through the intersection.
    I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection
    before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad
    that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared;
    so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
    and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
    one last time as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!


    love,
    Grandma.

    :lol:
     
  2. Phil A

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    :rotfl::lol: Think I was behind you coming out of Morrisons last week
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    Good One rob158 :yho:.
     
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