Life Begins At 50!

Q. Where can a 50-year-old woman find a young man who will be interest in her?

A. Try a book store ... under fiction!

Q. What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.

Q. How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?

A. Tell him you're pregnant!

Q. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?

A. Valets remember where they parked your car!

 

A near-on 60 year old will answer this ...

1. Anywhere.

2. I'd be too rude to answer this one.

3. Ditto.

4. Assuming it's a woman ... looks.

 

Hey Dorsetmike,

I'm all for having a good joke but sorry I don't find this one funny, bit personal I feel. Hope you take my comment on board in the spirit it is meant.

 

I totally agree. I was going to delete this but I decided to leave it so people can see what a post from a real plonker looks like!!

 

Mike as a man in his 80's I bet you'd give your colostomy bag for a woman in her 50's

 

You must have noticed, Dorsetmike, that the new trend is: men less and less macho, going for more aged women...
As long that the two parts concerned are ok with it, no problem with me, is what I say...

 

Haha Paula, BM, if i were you Mike Id lie low for a while :D .... ...

 

AH! Give the guy a break. He posts some good jokes. This one bombed,is all.

 

Caj are you male or female?

 

Hi,Ydd. Last time I looked(and I don't need a mirror :D ) I was a bloke, (ish)
Try transposing the sexes in the first line. The answer would be, his wallet :D

 

DM. Try those jokes at www.boxingrebels.co.uk they'll probably go down better

 

Thought you were caj...

 

As long that the two parts concerned are ok what two parts are they Mira :eek:

 

Ydd. Thought I was what? A bloke, a woman an alien? One planet, we've all got to share it.

 

This thread has now turned out to be hilarious ... we've had confusion of the sexes of members on here before. :D :D