Limerick

Would anyone like to have a Limerick?

You know, usual five line ditty of nonsense. One line per person. No poetic experience necessary ââ?¬â?? just the ability to string two words together and a sense of fun.

If no one responds then I'll have the answer to my question - but I won't be offended - promise

If I start (tentatively) with.....

There was an old lady from York.......

 

who sat on an old fat stork

iam i on the right lines here kryssy

 

Ata girl SunshineP - oooo I love J Depp - If it's just u and me then it keeps the old grey cells going!!

The stork was a pancake.....

 

that looked like a mandrake

(I learnt most of my limericks when in the RAF so they are not repeatable in polite company)

 

So was cooked with a roast side of pork :confused:


(that's rubbish but not many words rhyme with York do they? Stupid first choice Kryssy! - I hope someone starts another, easier, one)

It all seemed like a good idea at the time

 

fell out one day and busted his knee

(Marley, edit out the "once" it will scan better)

 

The doctor was quick

 

but looking so thick

 

he decided to treat him for free

 

:D :D

good one cant stop laughing now

 

There was a boy from Brazil

 

who climbed up a ruddy great hill

 

and opened his brolly

 

Which proved to be folly