Liver

On Radio 2 earlier they were saying how if you leave a raw liver in the fridge near a glass of milk, the liver fluke parasites in it will sense the liquid they need & slide the liver over and wrap it round the glass

Its on the Radio 2 Facebook & i've shared it to my timeline but i'm not sure I can copy FB to here.

 

Sounds intriguing, but I aint trying it in my fridge

 

Wait till Marley finds out i'm trying it in the office fridge

 

Don't think so, you should have seen my ex jump back from the sink when she disturbed the bag of headless Dogfish i'd just put in there. If you touched the bag they'd thrash around everywhere.

Zombie Dogfish Apocalypse

 

Doesn't seem to matter to the supermarkets

Anything thats grazed grass with snails in it. The snail is part of the Liver Fluke cycle.

 

not as gross as this though...

 

Is this a practice run for April the first ..... Give us more info - who is going to try it

 

Zigs

A hot frying pan with onions will sort it out, and the gravy and mashed spud will help drown them


Spruce

 

That depends Harry, can we err, can we have your liver then?

 

ooooooooo this is getting very silence of the lambs.........

 

Thought you might have been carrying one of those cards.