Luck of the Irish?

Apologies to any Irish members, substitute Kerry men for Irish or other minority group of your choice.

The Irish attempt on Everest failed - they ran out of scaffolding

Nine Irishmen drowned trying to bump start their submarine

How to confuse an Irishman, lean 2 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Have you heard about the Irishman who got a pair of water skis for Christmas ?
He's still going around looking for a lake with a slope.

How would you get an Irishman to climb onto the roof of a pub?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Have you heard about the Irish farmer who fed and starved his pigs on alternate days?
He wanted them for streaky bacon.

Add your own.

 

That's two I owe you D.M.

I might be London born but I've the Irish blood in me alright be-jaysus.


You are awful............................... but I like you :D

Did you hear Paddy was caught poaching salmon by Constable O'Reilly? He was being taken back to the police car when he remembered he'd left his coat behind.#
"If I haven't been after leaving me coat by the river so it is" Paddy says. "I'll just be a minute to go fetch it".

"No way" says Constable O'Reilly. "If I let you go back you'll run off. I've a better idea - you wait here and I'll go back for it".

 

nice humour