Message from American Indians to David Cameron

On a recent trip to the United States, David Cameron addressed a major gathering of
Native American Indians.
He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for a CarbonTrading Tax for the UK and Europe.
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with
his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed David Cameron then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds..
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the
new name given to David Cameron.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh1t that
it can no longer fly!