Midges.

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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    I have just purchased new garden furniture,this includes a large black glass top table and six chairs.
    Last night I was sitting at the table having a small refreshment(as one does),to my amazement Midges came zooming down from above me like Kamikaze Pilots and landing on the Black Glass Table with a speed that made them bounce on the table and land on their backs,legs in the air, Dead .:scratch:.?.
    I have never seen this before.:scratch:.
    Are the wee Boogers thinking the Black Glass Is Water ?.
    Or are they just Randy wee boogers seing their reflection and think it is a mate ?.:scratch:.



    They Should Have Gone To Specsavers. ;).
     
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        the glass will be hot from the sun when they land on it they die
         
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