mod please check this one

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  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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    An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.

    The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

    The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
    Wrong with the way you have intercourse."


    He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he
    charges them �£50 and he says goodbye.

    The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

    The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row.

    The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no
    problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor
    says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.

    Just what are you trying to find out?"

    The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.

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    She's married and we can't go to her house.
    I'm married and we can't go to my house.
    The Holiday Inn charges �£98.
    The Hilton charges �£139.
    We do it here for �£50, and I get �£43 back from BUPA!"
     
  2. lisa0307

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    Well I thought it was funny... :D
     
  3. david22

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  4. miraflores

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    slightly more classy than some jokes I have read recently...
     
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