Murphy's Law

You know the idea:
If you drop a slice of bread, why does it always land butter side down.
Why does it always rain on your days off.
Why does the phone ring the second you put your hands in the water.

Anyone got any good Murphy's Laws?

 

in my house its guaranteed that every time my bum touches the loo seat the phone rings

 

When I go with tools to tighten up a screw its always the wrong kind of screwdriver I have. Or the wrong rawlplugs for the screw. Or a rubber mallet is all I can find if a hammer is needed-just to taunt me.

 

pops that happens to me too. I usually end up knocking the nails in or screws for that matter :o with my jimmy choos :( ok I ireally mean the heel of my hob nail boots

 

Whenever I'm rushing the dog always seems to be under my feet, I know, it's not the same :D

 

why do house/car keys hide just as your about to leave the house :(

 

Why do weeds grow only when you're not looking?
When you try and find what's wrong with your PC by looking at FAQ, why is it that your fault is never there?
When I light a bonfire and stand upwind of it, how come as soon as the smoke gets up, the wind suddenly blows in MY DIRECTION?

 

Wide awake at 6am at the weekend....Week day mornings, zonked!:rolleyes:

 

You boil the kettle, go to make a drink to find that someone else has already used the water!