newspaper headlines

What we have to do here is start a new headline using the last word of the previous post, for example:

Plane Crash In Grave Yard, Hundreds Dead

So someone can start with one beginning with Dead now...:rotfl:

 

Dead ringer to Elvis appearing nightly.

 

nightly streaker stripped of award:pala:

 

Award For Sexiest Superhero Goes To Banana Man :yez:

 

Man slips on BANANA and sues..

 

Sues Google for copyright infringement

 

Infringement of the patent for "Rag Doll" uncovered a scam.

 

SCAM and Chips Thieving Fish Shop Owner Caught and Battered By Police

 

Police raid find haul of stolen carrots

 

Carrots locally grown in Chester County, PA found higher in vitamin K than other areas.

 

Area 52 Declared Secret in Expose Shocker

 

Shocker system first tested in Area 52

 

52 Dead in World Record Potato Mashing Attempt

 

Attempt to climb the highest mountain slowed due to blizzard.

 

Blizzard Interrupted by Pointless Attempt to Climb Everest :p