Next Monty Don??

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  1. David K

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    Love it. :snorky:
     
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      No sorry gave up.
      The waffling was tooo much.:biggrin:
       
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        The waffling was part of the appeal....you should have hung in there.
        Now you'll never know what a 'melumber' is.

        Magic! :heehee:
         
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          Well I fast forwarded it and I still cant see what it was about, I must be missing something?
           
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          Is he growing mushrooms too? :th scifD36:
           
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            No he isn't.
             
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            What a prat.
             
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            Life's too short to watch that :snooze:
             
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              Nice old man he says he's 80 in one video, lets hope he's still with us :).
               
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              It shows what an individual thing SOH is.....personally I found it very funny from the start.
              Nice old gent, who had misplaced aspirations to be a gardening presenter.

              Ah well, as teacher said, 'must try harder'.....(me, that is) :)
               
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                For those who DIDN`T see the melumber part. It is a melon/cucumber cross, and, apparently, tastes disgusting.lol
                 
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                  Sorry I missed the point, I guess the waffling was supposed to be the funny bit.
                  I'm sure he means well.:biggrin::smile:
                   
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                    You don't want to miss episode 36 :heehee:.
                     
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                      Well that was hilarious, watching at work with the sound off, so switched on subtitles, here a few of the funniest ones:

                      Rose "he can go home killing football"
                      Tomatoes: "has negro no good for the shame"
                      "concentrate on early things like a fish on humans"
                      "man got golf balls of doom"
                      "caught walking the pinga"
                      "but I thought about half naked"
                      "no people here coka cola hee hee"

                      It's probably the auto translate software not the old codger :)
                       
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                        I'm glad someone is getting it......I was beginning to think my SOH had deserted me. :snorky:
                         
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