Oh no I have done it again :-(

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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Jack McHammocklashing Sludgemariner

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    OK every year (hangs head in shame)
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    "It is the summer solstice tomorrow"

    Oh no, sick feeling, forgotten my wedding anniversary again

    Last year was the RUBY one but I managed to body swerve that, as we were on a cruise, and due to reminder of the summer solstice ordered a bottle of RUBY PORT at dinner (it was not missed by SWMBO though) Ruby Port for our RUBY wedding darling :-(

    I have had a couple of wets tonight, so popping down the ESSO garage for a bunch of withered flowers is not an option, and a box of chocs from the SPAR shop along the road in the morning will not save me

    It is not that I do not care, I just I do not know what day it is from one day to the next, then suddenly it is TODAY :) :cry3:

    Going deep

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    Better to run silent as well, Jack:snork:
     
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    What depth do you want us to set the charges for Captain?

    Happy aniversary to you and Mrs Mc Hammocklashing

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      So if you haven't got in contact by what, 7pm tomorrow? were to ring the murder squad?

      Happy anniversary to you and the missus:dbgrtmb:
       
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        Happy Days to you both jack :wub2: congrats

        I Am terabul with dates and days for that mater :lunapic 130165696578242 5:

        Soon as she opens her eyes jack just tell her you aint forgot this year and you love her more then any year before

        ring and book a table :phew: and pray you get one!!! Good luck
         
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          I am lucky my son was born on my 5 th wedding anniversary so that is definitely not a date I will forget. Happy anniversary to you both.

          Rusty
           
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          • Lolimac

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            Happy Anniversary to you both:wub2:.....
            If Mrs JMH is anything like me Jack she'd have been more suprised if you'd have remembered:biggrin:
            Best wishes....:dbgrtmb:
             
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            Happy Anniversary to you both Jack, hope you manage to pull something out of the hat
             
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              if you think that's bad .... I got married twice (to the same woman)

              My mom is English, my dad is Greek, and my wife is English ....

              so, in order to have the children officially recognised in Greece, we had to get married in court first, then in a Greek church ... marriage certificates etc had to be sent to Greece

              I forget both dates every year ... 25 years on the trot

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                There is a duck army too

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                Here they are testing their blitzkrieg monoeuvres on a motorcycle

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                  Don't feel too bad Jack - its a man thing I think. I am absolutely terrible with dates, and always have been.
                   
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                  Happy anniversary Jack and Mrs. Jack. Tell her you haven't forgotten and you've booked dinner out for Saturday...........then move swiftly and get it booked! :)
                   
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                  as from the omonimous britney spears song...
                   
                • Jack McHammocklashing

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                  :) Saved, a special meal in Venice, when we are there next week

                  It would have been silly going to a local mediocre restaraunt here, when just five days away, we could splash out in Venice :roflol:

                  Jack McH
                   
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                    Well done Jack, glad to see you've got it covered. :dbgrtmb:
                     
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