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    I was on the internet the other night when the wife came through and asked me what I was doing, :what:

    "I'm looking for cheap flights" I replied,

    She smiled, gave me a little kiss on the cheek, and walked out of the room singing to herself.

    I did'nt know she was interested in darts. :rolleyespink:
     
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      Thast one for the office tomorrow !:loll::loll::loll:
       
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        I feel sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry for you once she finds out the truth.:love30::love30::love30::love30::loll::loll::loll::cool:
         
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          I told the Mrs to put her coat on. She said "Are you taking me out somewhere nice?"

          I said "No, i'm turning the heating off"
           
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            This is VERY funny!!!!!!!!:loll::loll::loll:

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            gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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            I asked the wife if she would like to go out for a meal.

            She said great & put her coat on.

            I replied "Great. The footies about to come on. See you later!"
             
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              I got in, sat in front of the tely & said, "Make me a sandwich before it starts love"

              She brought the sandwich in & I asked "Fetch me slippers for me before it starts love"

              She brought me slippers & I said "You couldn't get me a cold beer before it starts could you love?"

              She replied "Hold on a minute, you come in here, plonk yourself down in front of the tely & start ordering me about..."

              I said "It's Started."
               
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                :what::scratch:
                 
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                You didn't get that one then Val.
                 
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                Ha im with Val Ziggy .. did you miss a line out LOL :what:

                 
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                Oh I just did!!!! You mean the nagging "has started" :heehee:

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