Paddy was married twice.

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    Paddy: "I've never been lucky in Love, I've been married twice and both of my Wives died!"

    Murphy: "What happened?"

    Paddy: "My first wife died from eating poisoned mushrooms"

    Murphy: "...that's terrible, and the second?"

    Paddy: "The second died from a fractured Skull"

    Murphy: "How did she get that?"

    Paddy: "She wouldn't eat her Mushrooms!"
     
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