pesky meecies!

I am having a minor nervous breakdown! It started this morning. My cat/panther was tossing a mouse around the garden and I am a wee bit petrified by them. Not too bad if I can see where they are but now whilst I am head down and ass up I am getting jumpy. Then when I went back outside after tea there was another one that ran right past me whilst weeding the rhododendrons (I was weeding the rhododendrons-otherwise they could stay obviously) and, I am ashamed to say my children lost some respect from me as I fled out of the bush screaming like girlie!!

I can`t take it anymore, every noise sets me off. I can`t actually kill them-bad karma ( I know I can kill snails and slugs with no problem but...........these are different), obviously my sonic deterrent isn`t working, and the cat can only get one at a time and she has a rather unpleasant habit of bringing them inside to play with them anyway, which means one could be somewhere in the house. Mr Pops just laughs at me and is totally bloody useless-besides I wouldn`t put it past him throwing it at me coz he can be an evil crettin when he wants. Poison can`t be used-kids and other critters etc, someone help PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

 

buy a few snakes they love miccies

 

Not sure how that would work releasing a few boas into the wild-but thats a good one for starters. How are your pussies with meecies?

 

Well they aint allowed outside so in truth I dont know but I wouldnt fancy my chances with em if I were a miccey. I have seen them take flies out of the air.

 

Something has to be done, I have too many dark corners land low bushes ( my age obviously) for them to hide in.

 

wont the local authority do anything unless they are in the house?

 

I don`t know, there is a community centre next door, I could claim they are coming from there couldn`t I !!

Thats it, Thats what I will do.


Good idea Nut

 

Drop Pro Guard a line hes into pest control isnt he?

 

Don`t know, he`ll spot the thread and let me know I think.

Strange thing to "be into" -kinky!

 

Get a humane trap if u dont wanna kill em but then u gotta do summut with em lol ...

 

Thats not funny Spud mate, like what -a ratatouille! (Moan bad joke sorry)

 

Well i used a humain trap once an forgot about it so it died anyway :o

 

You`re one sick guy. Oh God, its like a stephen king novel

 

some peeps shouldnt be allowed out :P

 

Hell i didnt do it deliberate ya know :confused::p