Pet Hates,Things That Annoy You.

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    Have You Any Pet Hates,Things That Bug You ?.

    Personally, when I open the tea bag jar container and its empty,it bugs me.

    I open the windows to let in some fresh air in the house,and my daughters come in and say,"Dad It's Frozen In Here,"then they proceed to shut the windows and turn on a Radiator:mad:.

    In the Toilet, just finished doing the Business,reach for the toilet roll,
    the Holder Is Empty.:mad: .
    Go to put some Salt on my Meal, the salt Cruet Is Empty.:doh: .

    I meet someone in the street,he says "Hello John How Are You Doing?",
    "Long Time No See"
    "Are You Still Working?", I say to myself: "What The Hell Is His Name":scratch:.

    I then go home and go through the Alphabet for an hour, trying to remember his name.:scratch: :scratch:. Music.:blue thumb:.
     
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      Owners of little dogs (on retractable leads, unlocked) who scowl and tut at my big dog (short lead and Halti) after *their* dog has run up and nipped at my dogs hindquarters! :scratch:

      Dog bags left dangling from gates, bushes, trees. If they've gone to the effort to bag it; bin it!

      Any dog fowling: left to rot where it should not.

      Never finding the toilet seat down.

      Restaurants: when the waiter/ess asks you, "Is everything alright?" ... when you have a mouthful of food :nonofinger: I'm sure they time it on purpose so you can't answer. Oooh, the tempation to one day go against my upbringing and answer with all the food dribbling/spraying out of my mouth at the same time.

      One cashier have a good old natter to the person on the next til, while scanning *my* shopping through, as if I'm invisible. It's plain rudeness!

      Oh dear: after typing this, it has to include .... realising how intolerant I'm becoming :redface: :heehee:
       
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        I'm sick of the amount of junk mail I get, I don't get proper post anymore, not even bills as everything is electronic these days. Thinking of just attaching the paper recycling bag to the back of my front door to cut out the middle man, ME!!
         
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          I used to live in a house with no number, just a name, so when giving an address out some would say, you haven`t given me the number, If I had one I would have given it to you, was my short reply.
          As mum says, people chatting to a 3rd person, whilst serving me, Double doors with only one unlocked, surely a fire hazard ??.
          I am waiting to catch our site gardener/maintenance man, as somebody has dumped a tyre on communual land next to me, He was litter picking this morning when I went out, obviously does not include litter caught in bushes or the said tyre..
           
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          When on line, being constantly prompted with:
          "Do you want to sign in with your Face book account,"
          "Tell your friends about your resent purchase on Face book"
          "link to Face book"
          "like us on Face book."
          "Share this photo on Face book"
          I DON'T HAVE A ***** FACE BOOK ACCOUNT! :wallbanging:
           
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            "I'm not being funny but.....". No, quite right, what follows usually is indeed not funny, but usually a petty dig at someone.

            Owners of small yappie dogs that leave them permanently outside in the garden, and never give them any attention, and seem entirely oblivious to the constant high pitched yapping.

            Youths who go to great effort to actually sound less intelligent than they actually are, so as to look 'ard. I'm pretty sure there have been and are 'ard cases that can actually form a coherent sentence.

            People who stop dead in front of you, as soon as they step off the escalator, leaving you absolutely no choice but to barge them out the way (on account of still being propelled by the stairs, which now have no clear exit on account of the person in front choosing the least appropriate moment to have a check if their purse is still present in their massive, oversized leather ambag, the ambag that always contains said purse).
             
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              teenagers (particularly girls) who when with their friends, think it's funny to act stupid/dumb by (assumingly) pretending they have no education.

              For example: "Madrid, where's that? - it's in America isn't it"

              They know full where it is but apparently being stupid makes you cool nowadays? :gaah:

              Ahhh Clueless.. I only just saw you put exactly the same as me!!! hahaha we have a point!
               
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                Must be because they are trying to attract your attention Stephen ... :heehee: ... obviously in a stupid sort of way ... :doh:
                 
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                  Well the only attention they're going to get off me is diverted to a roll of eyeballs. :snork:
                   
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                    Leaving the toilet seat up, I think it's something to do with Feng Shui, money down the pan, and the toilet door being left open as well. We live in a bungalow, and the first thing you see as you come in is the loo, and I can't stand the door being open.

                    I have other foibles, carpets that are on the skew, I am a bit of a tyrant with my husband when he wants to come in the kitchen when I am working and he gets in my way.

                    :runforhills:
                     
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                      Since the thread title asks for pet hates:

                      Trying to talk to someone while their dog has its nose buried in your crotch.

                      When your cat spends all day asleep in the kitchen, but is scratching at the living room door about 30 seconds after you close it and settle down in front of the telly.

                      When you go to shut the chickens in at dusk, and they all come charging out of the hut again at the sound of your approach. :doh:

                      Budgies.
                       
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                        When cling film decides that no matter what you do, it wants to cling to the soil surface instead of the edges of the box you've put the plug tray in.
                         
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                          Ah, the bl****y roll of clingfilm :gaah: when it breaks off and clings soooo tightly to itself, you can't see where the break is and you gouge out 10 layers trying to find the edge again:wallbanging:

                          setting off in the car, getting 3/4's of the way to your workplace and remembering you've not picked up your reading glasses from the dining room table. You will need them to do the office work that you set off to do :doh:

                          Are all kids and their young parents DEAF???
                          Jenny
                           
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                            Keep it in the fridge, it doesn`t stick to itself then..thats 2 annoyances sorted.

                             
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                              People that never seem to be able to spell my full name and address right. Why do they think I've spelt it wrong and they've got it right!:wallbanging:

                              Tailgaters!

                              Noisy neighbours.......and there noisy dogs.

                              Workmen in the neighbourhood that think we need to be woken up at the crack of dawn, even on a Sunday!

                              In fact, anyone that makes excessive noise, it drives me mad! :mad:

                              Cooking, a waste of my precious time that could be spent doing something else.
                               
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